Monday, May 18, 2009

Oh, Mother Superior

My life is ridiculous. I cannot fathom why the most ridiculous things happen to me. You are fucking insane. This day needs to end and you need to leave this school and this city forever. No more awkward run-ins. Have a nice life. Thanks for thinking so poorly of my character, you're certainly no peach either.

My god. Are all men like this? I am throwing in the towel. I am laughing hysterically right now because whenever I review the scene over and over in my head - it becomes more nonsensical by the minute.


It's true. Men are dogs and women are crazy. And apparently wearing plaid and having messy hair all the time makes you look like a slut who is willing to fuck anything that moves.

I do not understand. At all.